10 Reasons Men are Like Cats!
They say opposites attract, maybe the reason men hate cats so much is because they have so much in common.
10) No matter how much you scold them, they always miss the litter box.
9) They rub up against you one day, and the next, they act like they've never seen you before.
8) They leave all those little hairs all over your bed.
7) Feed them once, and they'll keep coming back.
6) They keep your feet warm when it's cold outside.
5) If they make a mess, they just leave the room and pretend it's not there.
4) They have their own agenda, which may or may not include you.
3) They disappear for days on end, and then show up at your door as though nothing has happened.
2) They groom themselves in front of company.
1) Just about the
time you're ready to make them sleep outside, they do something really
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